Movies and TV, Anyone?

Watched Kazaam [free on YouTube] for something to do; it was the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time. …Well, actually there may’ve been a few parts that could’ve been improved

– I actually rented this one long, long ago. All I remember was the gist of it, and junk food from here to the sky

– I thought the kid was kind of a brat ! His poor mother…maybe I relate to the parents more in my Old Age. I remembered someone online saying it was like giving Buzz from Home Alone his own movie. Like Willy Wonka’s golden ticket, maybe the mother should’ve gotten the wishes

– I thought his father reincarnated into a firefighter at the end [as in, that was his second chance], but it was the stepfather; I totally forgot about him

– Sort of missed how the bad guy found out he was specifically a genie from the boom box; I’ll look it up later. But I don’t really care

– So Max befriends Kazaam, the rapping genie. You know what I’d like to see: a PaRAPPA THE RAPPER movie. Except PaRappa would treat his mother better. In fact, his mother’s a firefighter too, like Max’s stepfather. They have so much in common

– So did Max or anyone actually eat that mountain of junk food, or did they just leave it out there. In the elements

– Speaking of junk food/Shaq, I was at a function recently and someone brought in these new Shaq gummies/fruit snacks that are out now

Finally watched Deadpool & Wolverine. As a series of fanservice moments and action sequences combining Deadpool and Wolverine it was a fun time. As a film, it’s a little weak and kind of messy. It lacks the tighter focus and overall cohesion of the second film. But it does deliver a lot of lovely nods to things I love and was silly and having fun with itself, so it was still diverting.

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This is pretty much how I felt about Venom: The Last Dance which I recently watched.

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Playing the Marvel vs. Capcom series has made me interested about some of these characters

So far, I think I like Spider-Man the best because he’s like a “normal guy”…or he started out as one, I mean. I got to watch his [original] trilogy recently too

“Normal” (minus his super-heroics) insofar as the misery of life. From an outsider’s point-of-view, the writers of his comics refuse to let him experience anything that isn’t describable as unadulterated tragedy due to Marvel’s demands.

That’s 100% untrue. There have been many occasions of tragedy for Spidey. Hell, you do know why he became Spider-Man, right?

We agree more than you realize.

Your words confuse me.

…the writers of his comics refuse to let him experience anything that isn’t describable as unadulterated tragedy…

In other words, it seems like all Spider-Man gets to experience is, to quote Lemony Snicket’s titles, a series of unfortunate events.

Which is untrue, as I said. But then you said you agree that is untrue. So I’ve no idea what your opinion is or what your trying to get at.

Either way, the idea that Spider-Man’s writers or Marvel themselves won’t let him experience tragedy is completely untrue and there are many examples.

I think they’re saying the opposite. They’re saying there is lots of tragedy for Spider Man. So you agree on that point.

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I’ll just it down to the wording confusing me. :man_shrugging:

It’s the language barrier, it’s ok, I know :wink:

But which spider man? :laughing:

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In Preacher that Christian Soldiers song plays. You know the one, it goes “onwards Christian soldiers, marching as to war.”

Is it just me, or does that sees a little warmongery for an apparently peace-loving religion?

As for the show itself, every episode thus far has been basically made up for the show. Not a huge issue I guess, but it’ll be nice when things start kicking in.

Also, I’m not loving this version of Tulip.

Update: Watched all of season one and the first episode of season two. I think I’m done. It’s done what many comic-to-tv adaptations do and taken the heart of the thing and jammed is so far into “we gotta make this prime time” that it has a passing resemblance at best.

All the characters in the comic are lovable bastards that you’d think twice about putting out if they were on fire. Here, they are all so unlikable you’d set the fire yourself. Cassidy is probably the only character that’s been transferred across well.

The darkly humorous, biting social commentary of Garth Ennis’ original story is absent and all that remains is gross-hour humour that is trying to be shocking but just comes across as, well, trying a bit too hard.

Amazed it lasted four seasons (I was incorrect in my previous post saying it had three).

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nobody told me that flow is a final fantasy movie

“A Collection of My Thoughts on Different Movies & TV Shows: Volume II”:

“My Obsessive-Compulsive Commitment to Completionism in Art - My Thoughts on Sherlock Hound

(These thoughts were originally posted elsewhere on 12/13/2024.)

Summary

Of the fifteen of Sherlock Hound’s twenty-six total episodes that I’ve watched, almost all of them, outside of an origin story, revolve around the titular protagonist and Watson, his companion, thwarting Professor Moriarty’s schemes to get rich quick. The additions of steampunk-based mechanisms and sometimes-funny slapstick shenanigans are nowhere near enough to make up for repetitive personalities in equally-so scenarios that fail to meaningfully express characteristics beyond the expected inquisitiveness of Sherlock, supportiveness of Watson, and deviousness of Moriarty.

Writing about this anime while admitting to not having seen all of what it has to show leaves me feeling as though I’ve confessed to performing a misdeed. It’s as if pressuring myself into viewing further episodes, ones likely to play out as intended, while forcing myself to not space out, rewinding them if I did, would have been the “moral” action to perform, toxically implying that a conversation of morals has any place in this context. Engaging with a disliked piece of art certainly carries the potential to gain worthwhile insights. Though, there can and should be limits set in place when doing that, ideally ones which act as a combined reminder of how such engagement is not an obligation.

“The Death of the [Author Ratings System] - My Thoughts on Piece by Piece

Warning(s) for: infrequent strong language.

(These thoughts were originally posted elsewhere on 01/06/2025.)

Summary

Perhaps it was the MPA fucking up with how it classifies the differences between “PG” and “PG-13” because it judges art based on appearance, or maybe it was the LEGO Group paying off the MPA to get a project associated with it assigned a lower rating to maintain its family-friendly image. Whatever the reason, Piece by Piece, an animated biopic with the style of other LEGO-branded movies that features multiple instances of moderate language being used and obviously suggestive lyrics getting played as suggestive imagery is shown, has the rating that states, “Yes, this is still appropriate for kids.”

It is apparent that the institutions that are supposed to accurately warn audiences of which art has what content so sensitivities and triggers can be safely navigated has failed in their purpose due to their unrecognition of nuance. Audiences must instead hold themselves and others accountable and fulfill that purpose on individual and group levels – we need to be able to trust ourselves to judge the true natures of titles, as institutions and companies, especially, clearly cannot and will not.

“Emotional Spiraling - My Thoughts on Longlegs

Warning(s) for: references to fictional intense violence, mature topics pertaining to real-world violence, the morality of it, and ethics in art; and spoilers.

(These thoughts were originally posted elsewhere on 01/11/2025.)

Summary

Is it right for an actor who is a minor to be allowed to play a character in a scene where strong language is used by an adult-played character who, in addition to another character of that sort, are bloodily shot in the head, even after an earlier scene where said minor’s character expresses that the film industry “messes up kids” has played?

Did those adult-played characters deserve to die as a consequence of individually sparing one life at the violent cost of many others while being subjected to a higher power’s whims and upholding selective yet existent aggressive apathy? Do people in real life who must make impossible choices that nevertheless come at the expense of others or choose to not care about the former persons’ decisions and their need to engage with them deserve to die as a consequence of their actions?

Am I a bad person for crediting the subliminal cuts and nonlinear narrative of the film in question that both mirror the distressed mental state of its special-agent protagonist who’s working a troubling case of a serial killer with bringing this stream of consciousness out of me when considering my first question?

I don’t know, so I’m gonna stop writing about this film now that this post has run its cathartic course before I attempt to answer these queries and who knows what else all at once.

Just got out of Captain America: Brave New World. All the poo-pooing people were giving the film because of reshoots is totally unfounded. It was great, easily as good as Winter Soldier, possibly even better. Highly recommend!

My only complaint is that the Serpent Society didn’t have comic- accurate costumes.

Totally missed a trick by just re-releasing the original

Totally missed a trick by just re-releasing the original

Yes, I know it’s the same, Grouvee. Let me do the joke!