Super Bowl LX

Who will win?! Who will lose?! Who will kiss?! Who will die?! What celebrities will permanently damage their likability by advertising a gambling app?! What businesses still think it is a good idea to advertise with generative AI?! Will the Bad Bunny halftime show be censored and instead they play the Kid Rock song about his love of statutory rape?! Will Robert Downey Jr.’s Dr. Doom plea for us to come back to the MCU?! Pretty please! Uncle Mickey is wearing a big barrel now! Donald and Goofy are sharing an olive that they sliced paper thin over a dumpster fire in a back alley! PLEASE!!!

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I guess I’ll put some predictions out there as I enjoy sharing my imagined scenarios.

  1. Seahawks win. I didn’t follow much football this year but I can have hopes and dreams. The Patriots for 20 years were a franchise that was known for two things: winning and cheating. The franchise has really moved on from the people involved with that time in it’s history (although whats going on with Kraft?), so I wouldn’t be upset if they won, but I think it is healing for our nation if they lose. Plus Seattle (the place) is cool.
  2. Jon Hamm will show up during the halftime show. He loves Bad Bunny and he can do his viral dance.
  3. Dr. Doom will show up in some Doomsday ad. My youngest started watching the Marvel movies recently and everything tells me these new Avengers movies will be dogshit, but I’m letting myself get excited if the kid gets excited.

Outside of that, maybe a censored “Fuck Ice”. 100% chance people enjoy my Passion Fruit Long Island Iced Teas.

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Can I bet this on Kalshi somehow (I have never used any of these prediction market things by the way. I do bet on Draft Kings occasionally though)? Can I come up and verify these Passion Fruit Long Island Iced Teas are good?

Will the coin flip be heads or tails this year?

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you got an open invite.

Will the coin flip be heads or tails this year?

gotta go tails. gotta cheer for the underdog

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As opposed to the old Avengers movies that were also dogshit?

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Go Tigers!

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i watch them with my 6 year old. the bar is very low.

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fuck!!! I should just turn this shit off.

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baby yoda saw me on the other side of the TV and told me that everything is going to be okay.

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quick new bet. we’ll get three GLP1 commercials.

as i was making this bet, there was an ad for AI. The two new kinds of ads are “you can be thin if you give us your money”, and “stop using your brain”.

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Yeah I’m homeless now because I bet my house on tails. You lied!

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My assessment so far is this game is boring.

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need a break on this game so i can watch minions & monsters trailer

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whats annoying is not that the Super Mario Galaxy movie will be bad but that the Minions and Monsters movie will be so much better.

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What is it with these movies not actually showing the trailers? I don’t like it.

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Another one! Watch Project Hail Mary trailer online!

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i have already forgotten the mario galaxy ad

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cheaper to show us 30 seconds than 90.

this is the one chance they had my attention to try to sell me project hail mary and they blew it!

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It’s a good book. How much money do you think the Dunkin commercial cost?

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lol we were all singing backstreets back until the ad was revealed to be for crypto and then everyone audibly groaned.

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